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Have you ever had one of those days where you wake up feeling great because you'd had a lot of fun with a friend the day before and then you open up your inbox and find a bitchy email from that friend because she's pissed off about something you said clear at the very beginning of the day yesterday and in the email she bitches at you because when there is a misunderstanding you should pick up the phone and discuss it instead of just emailing/texting (seriously, that just happened) but then you just ignore it because you were kinda sick of her anyway except about a half hour later you're all "MOTHERFUCKER I did that exact same shit to my then-boyfriend and I am a terrible girlfriend" and you spend the rest of the day watching Spongebob Squarepants and drinking vodka straight out of the bottle and wondering why your now-husband ever proposed in the first place cuz seriously, you suck.

Yeah, me neither.  I was just asking on behalf of a friend.  And I am she is drunk.