Wait! Don't go away! I'm not saying I was into necrophilia. Come back, let me explain.
I've been just dragging-ass tired for a good 5 days now. Ridiculously tired. Fall-asleep-standing-up tired. I'll sleep for 8 hours, wake up, and want to go back to bed. I took a 3 hour nap today, after sleeping 7.5 hours last night, and I could still go back to sleep right now. I was trying to explain to Designated Hitter how I felt, and what I wanted to say was "maybe I'm developing a case of narcolepsy" (which I don't think you develop, but you know what I mean) but I couldn't remember the word "narcolepsy" and what I ended up saying was the quote of the week above. And then he gave me that look that I interpret as "I wonder if I can get her in a straight jacket and lock her away without her kicking me in the nuts or possibly infecting me with whatever mental disease she has"
I get that look from him a lot.
*possibly Designated Hitter's fantasy...
in more ways than one...
in more ways than one...
I thought I had a lot more to talk about here, but for some reason I seem to be drawing a blank. So you can just enjoy my word snafu and I will go to bed and there will hopefully be more funny in the future.
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