Men Are Stupid

Scene: Out by my pool.

Act One: May 20, 2010.  A dead squirrel laying balls-up in the skimmer basket of my pool.

Act Two: yesterday.  Yet another dead squirrel in my skimmer basket.  Also with giant balls. 

Logically:

1. Two squirrels get sucked into the skimmer basket of my pool and die
2. Both squirrels are male.
3. Ergo, all men are stupid. 

I'm not quite sure why I made a play and then did a scientific analysis of it.  Weird.  You should expect that out of me by now.