So get this. We're staying in this little bitty cabin that was built in the 19-teens. The doors and windows don't really line up with the door/window frames anymore. I was trying to lock the door but broke the key off in the lock because of how much the door doesn't line up anymore. When it rains we just kind of pull the windows towards the cabin but they don't actually close all the way. Plus the glass is all warpy too. And there's a total funhouse mirror in the bedroom. It makes me look like a retarded midget. I'm probably going to hell for saying "retarded midget" but that's okay with me. Anyway, back to the cabin. The floor slopes in a lot of different directions. No air conditioning, no tv. We do have electricity thank goodness. And running water. A real kitchen and a functional indoor bathroom and everything. But that's kind of the end of the amenities. Except we have wi-fi. I love the digital age.
And a bug bit me on the foot and I'm pretty sure I'm dying. The bite area swelled up as big around as a silver dollar, and it doesn't just itch - it hurts! And it's turning purple. I think I have blood poisoning. Two nights ago I was laying in bed sweating, wondering if I was dying. Then I remembered it was like 85 degrees out and humid and we have no air conditioning. Hitter thinks I'm a hypochondriac. Okay so I am, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be sympathetic when my foot turns gangrene and has to be cut off.
Only a few more days in the north woods, then back to reality. *sigh*
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