I wish my family was the Fockers, we're way more messed up.
Real quick intro to the characters who will appear frequently:
1. My li'l bro, Buffalo Bill. He's a cowboy at heart, and a wild man all over.
2. My dad, Designated Drinker. One more internet acronym gone awry. DD=Dear Dad, Designated Driver, or in this case... drinker.
3. My mom, Bran Flake. It's a long story, and special thanks to Best Friend (seriously, you want a name too?) for getting me 3/4 of the way to this nickname.
4. Grandma and Grandpa are Prima Donna and The Corporal. These are explained in the post immediately following this one.
5. Buffalo Bill's wife is the Prom Queen. She's eternally stuck in high school.
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